A Shrekful parody about the state of hook ups in the gay community
weird
funny
stupid
comedy
parody
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Story behind the song
Originally performed at 37th and Zen on 02-16-2022, now officially released for all
Lyrics
Where have all the hook ups gone
And where's the one night stands?
Where's the blindfold anon freaks
Who make up only-fans
Are there still some real guys who'll get down on their knees
Late at night I stroke and I click, I don't want one who's to keep
I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the end of the night
He ain't gotta be hung
He ain't gotta be hot
He's just gotta be ready and tight
I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the morning light
I don't need lots of pics
and no LTR shit
I just hope that he isn't too ripe
isn't too ripe
Somewhere after midnight
I settle for some dweeb
when I drop his pants it reeks
It smells like there's some extra cheese
These mishabs make me wonder if I should admit defeat
Are there no more horny men who like to worship feet?
Back in my twenties there were men all around
I could find anything I'd need
I'd just pop on the net and I'd find someone to please
In a bar, in a bath, in the rain
I just had sex with studs
I can feel his approach
and a huge rush of blood
I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up'til the morning light
He ain't gotta be hung
but He's gotta cum soon
And he's gotta play host for the night
I don't wanna trade pics
I don't care if we click
I just want some more dick in my life
i need a hook up